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| User: | souma_mitsuko (1920475)  My PEZ reality dispenser's empty
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| Name: | Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned | |||||
| Location: | Loveladies, New Jersey, United States | |||||
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| Bio: | Hello. I am Lucy.  I work at a greenhouse, study veterinary science, eat pirogi like they're going extinct, dress like I just got shot out of a crayola factory, dye my hair teal, smoke, drink, curse, walk around town barefoot, scratch my ass in public, text while pooping, and walk my cat on a leash. I think subtlety is dead and the flux capacitor needs to be invented for real. Weddings and babies make me mad. I read books intended for 12-year-olds in between books most people I know couldn't read. I am a shameless fan of pop music. I like creepy crawly things like spiders, scorpions, lizards, and crabs. I'm obsessed with flamingos. I drive five to ten miles under the speed limit at all times. I obsessively collect Chanel nail polish and wear expensive perfume, buy all my music legally from iTunes, but would rather starve to death than have to buy myself food. Even though I know Red Bull and Wawa Mach W are the same product, I prefer the Wawa brand. I like to use ironically outdated slang like "Don't be L7" and "Gee whiz!". I call my friends dumb bitches to their faces. I require a constant temperature of 75 degrees Fahrenheit or above and 60%+ humidity to survive. Therefore, I hate air conditioning but love heating. I live in New Jersey. I don't really like it, but it's better than most states. I can surf. That's a lie. I can hunch over on my surf board and not fall for a few seconds. My favourite hobby is stealing silverware from restaurants. I have over 150 teaspoons. Bow down before my awesome collection. I worked night shift for most of my adult life and it has shaped me into a bitter old lady in a 22-year-old's body. I can play the bassoon, but I won't. I hate cleaning and outright refuse to clean my room unless someone else sits with me and keeps me company. I have a 2-week limit on dating, but I'm slutty, so things even out. I like to take things one step too far. I have no tact. People either appreciate the honesty or completely fucking hate me. I fuck with telemarketers. One time I died and they brought me back to life in an ambulance; since then, no where I ever worked or gone to school has had proof that I exist. It's pretty cool. I want to die in a plane crash, though. I treat my pets like children. I hate other girls and steal their boyfriends at every opportunity. My friends are fully aware that I would kill them to save myself and they're cool with that. I love my boobies. Tarantino movies make me happy. I met one of my best friends because she thought I looked like Sailor Neptune and had to tell me this while I was changing for Phys Ed class. I like when people stereotype me. For years I would dye my hair blonde, wear blue contacts, and act like a complete bimbo; it was funny. Names and insults don't bother me because I've been called everything you could ever possibly think of and most of it is true. I walk out into traffic without looking because I assume people will always stop for me. I like to molest the giant Lenin statue at the Tropicana. I can't survive without at least 3 diet Dr. Peppers a day. I think I will cry the day my NES stops working. I think "The Wizard" with Fred Savage and Jenny Lewis is one of the high points of American cinema. I would gladly sleep with Jodie Foster. My favourite colours are eye-damaging pink and teal, and my favourite karaoke song is "Gloria" by Laura Branigan. If I could have any super power, it would be the tanuki suit from Super Mario Bros. 3; that thing was swell. I'm one of those super-trendy Macintosh users, but I've been using it since the Apple IIe, so I guess I'm not that cool. Really, I'm nothing you couldn't get prepackaged at the wal-mart. Side effects of this blog may include rash, fever, headaches, dropsy, pleurisy, spontaneous bleeding from the face, constipation, and random bone growth.  And now that I have introduced myself, I should like to have some idea of what's going on... | |||||
| Memories:: | 4 entries | |||||
| Pictures: | over 200 public | |||||
| Interests: | 34: anoles, aviaries, bassoon, disney, disney world, endangered species, epcot, flamingos, geckos, goldfish, graffiti robots, hello! project, kazakhs, kazakhstan, learning languages, longboards, mac cosmetics, melon kinenbi, oldies music, orchids, ornithology, palm trees, parrots, pleistocene-epoch megafauna, spray2d2, summer, surfing, t&c bomber, taiyo to ciscomoon, tanning, the beach, tropical weather, wawa, zoology | |||||
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